We should be friends! I ware a cape too!

I get those junk friend requests, like everyone else, at least once or twice a week since joining MySpace. Since I've become used to them, I largely ignore them, unless the name sounds familiar, which they generally don't because anyone can be named Jen Without-A-Last Name. Except today I bit, because I did used to have a friend named Jen and since hope springs eternal I checked her profile. This is an actual quote (under the "blurb" section):

"Whenever I go to a theme party I try as hard as possible to incorporate my cape. I am a total animal lover. If you don't ware ankle socks then please don't talk to me thanks..."