Fear of God is the first step toward knowledge

And here I thought I spent some good money on college. Come to find out, all I have to do if be afraid. Very afraid! That is an, honest to goodness, church marquee sign I saw on the way home from my dad's family's town yesterday. We went for a day visit and on the way home, I kept seeing these small, hand painted signs tacked to trees. They went on for miles. Stuff that said things like, "Praise the Lord, please!" and "Love Jesus, please!". They all seemed to end in a polite plea, sort of like, "Save yourself, believe in Jesus, or get ready for some hot weather, please!" Please, huh? Well, since you asked nicely. Living in Alabama is never boring.