Yes, I used to collect seashells too

Today has been a slow day. Not slow as in I've been able to eat chips and sit on the couch all day slow (which is something I would have liked to do) but slow in that I made $28 on a closing shift at the restaurant, I came home to almost no emails, no phone messages. Even my internet connection is going...oh...so...slowly today. The little circle that shows you the internet is thinking? It's all, toooodaaaay I am in nooooo hurry. So what I am planning on doing is flipping through the Pottery Barn catalogue and trying to rip off ideas. Ideas that will cost me somewhere in the ballpark of $10 and not - I am not joking here - $1,699. Unfortunately for me, this particular edition of Pottery Barn catalogue is, Inspired by the Sea. I hate nautical. I hate nautical decorations. I would rather puke on a canvas and hang it up over my couch than decorate anything with a sea dollar. A sea dollar. Let that sink in a minute.