So sorry, my brain fell out yesterday

I have been trying all day to get to you internet, but the job, and the other job, and the dogs and the blood sugar have been needing attention. But don't worry, I half-assed them all to get to you. I am now eating peanut butter on crackers almost exclusively because I have been too busy, no lazy, to go to the grocery store. My body hates me this week but it can just shut it because I did go to the gym yesterday. So I am here but without much interesting to say. Oh, wait, here's one thing: "Scuze me, uh, scuze me? Could you get our waitress?" "I sure will, let's see what section are you in? Hmm...who's table is this?" "...oh, it's mine, so sorry for the wait,"