Smart aleck, may get fired one day for it

My uptight-est manager: And just remember, if you really want to get em, keep telling them their tableclothes aren't a dollar's length all around! Me: ooohkay... MUM: No, see, if you keep going, nope, not yet! No, still not perfect! It'll drive them crazy. So just remember to tell them. Me: So I tell them, if you don't fix the tableclothes correctly, the manager's going to be up your ass about it?