Look out! It's coming this way!

I am trying. So hard. To get a good picture of this haircut. And now I'm beginning to wonder, if I have to try this hard, is it a good haircut? I went to the gym Tuesday (I had a search yesterday and am only now recovering. They are hard-work. Something I need to reconsider I think). When I got there, poised to run my card by the scanner, the gym manager said, "wait! we have to take your picture!" (I think this is for security reasons which cracks me up, people have been sneaking in to use the gym without! memberships. You're not going to lose weight for free around here buddy!) I looked back at her, aghast, because, and I said this out loud, "but no, my hair is so greasy today,". First off, gross. Second off, she really doesn't care. Third off, maybe I just don't like short hair? This morning I took several pictures of my haircut, all of which looked like that guy who used to be on TV. The one called, "Face"? It was just a giant face on the television. I remember my 2 year old cousin used to point and yell, "Ace!" when he came on. THAT'S what I look like now.