May I do one more dialogue?

The other day I downloaded a software called LimeWire. It's sort of the new, legal, Napster. I'm not implying any correlation but shortly after downloading, my computer started acting funny. You know, all that weird stuff like opening programs really slowly? Or instead of the normal opening music: "bing! Micro.sooooft" - instead it was going, "b-b-b-beeee-ing! Mii-iicr-o-suu-u-cks". I called Geek Squad, like the commericials told me to, and they helped me over the phone. Crisis averted, I think. Here's one more dialogue - and then I will try and refrain for a while - for your reading pleasure: Hope: "So, is that your last name, Calbarirhun?" Geek Squad "agent" (no joke, they make them put "Agent" in front of their real names): Um, yeah, it is. Hope: Where's it from? GSA: You mean, like, my origin? Hope: Yeah, GSA: Haiti, Hope: Oh! So you speak Spanish!? GSA: (Pause and light laughter) No, um, we speak French...