Overheard, no actually it's me, at a McDonalds

"Why are you guys here?" "Uh...we're hungry?" "No, but I mean, why are all these people here in military clothes?" "Oh, uh, we get a break and a lot of us come here to eat," "But I mean, is something going on? Is there something near here where you all live or work?" "Yeah, Fort Campbell's less than a mile down the road," "Oh, right, that's why the exit said Fort Campbell."