The Apocalypse

Friday I received a cryptic message in my inbox saying that "A" had left a message on my MySpace page. Recently I have begun to delete the emails from Candy and Crystal because, hey, let's face it, I don't know anyone by that name. Even if I HAD known someone in high school who decided, yes, this year would be a good one to change my name, it would have been to something much more sophisticated like Katherine Chanel Williamson because I am from McLean and we are nothing if not sophisticated. But in this case something told me to go ahead and open it, go ahead and see if indeed I do know someone named "A" because that lends itself to all kinds of possibilities. Turns out I DO know "A". Turns out "A" stands for Alison. My mother. Is on MySpace. And I think that says enough, for one post at least.