Probably why we are such close friends

"It is so hot in here. Our air conditioner isn't working and neither is the fridge." "Ha. We hardly turn our air conditioner on - we're too cheap these days." "I know, but the fridge isn't working. I can't even get cold water!" (I think to myself, the above comment is odd because, doesn't it come out of the faucet cold?) "Yes, well, sounds hot." "It is, I think I'm going to faint." Pause. "You. Are. So. Dramatic. Sometimes I can't believe you aren't a southern belle."