A cotton pickin minute

WAIT A MINUTE. Not that this is supposed to be a celebrity blog because it's not but JOHN MAYER? REALLY JESSICA?! And it's not that I don't like some of his music or that he doesn't seem like a cool guy in real life whom I could probably become friends with if he would only get to know me. It's because, has anyone seen the pictures circulating of them together? It's like Goddess falls in love with Casper's chubby cousin. I mean something's gotta give. Either he needs to hit the gym and spray on tan or she needs to drink a few beers and stay indoors for a couple of weeks. And why is it that women always take the high road with respects to looks? Beauty and the Beast...and all the other examples I can't think of right now. And don't call me shallow - just go find a picture of the two side by side.