The Office

In my old, old job, a game we would play was who, during a meeting, could collect the most outrageous quotes from our boss. He generally ran meetings as an excuse to have a captive audience and put on whatever show was playing in his head at the moment. Some choice gems: We have no electricity to stand on If you are a Mormon professor, there is only one thing: get the job done! They will be pleasant, you will be pleasant, and finito! I would like to feel my anxiety Oh no, these are typical. We'd look at them later and wonder, what in the hell? But at the time, it seemed strangely normal. That's the thing about working with a crazy person, they kind of draw you in with their big round eyes and all of a sudden you hear circus music. I would like to feel my anxiety? Yeah, me too, feel anxiety...We had loads of these quotes at one time but I don't think I kept them. I'll look and see though. In the meantime, here is the all-time, 3 year-running winner. We believe he was trying to say, There's nothing I wouldn't do for him, but instead he said, I would put my head between my legs for him!