Two emails

First one from someone who will remain anonymous because otherwise you'd be all, well, what's the story? Second one from Woolly, God bless him. "I have three stories: number three cannot appear on a blog" I love the warning. Sometimes Bud will look at me now and say, "I'm not going to see this on your blog, am I?" Yes, baby sugar cakes, you probably will! Until the day you've had it and give me an ultimatum and I will have to start blogging about things like what to make for dinner tonight, so as not to offend anyone. "Then I came back from Fla and realized, hey, it's not nearly as seasonably cold here in VA as it should be. God bless global warming!!! If this is global warming, then I'm going to start using hairspray and driving to check the mail. It's hard to get serious about solving a "problem" that's just so damned convenient. Polar ice craps my ass, I don't care if California becomes part of the Pacific, just so long as we continue to have 65+ degree weather in January, whoooohoooo!" I think Woolly should write a book: Why I love Global Warming. With an introduction from me: Does it even exist? The Left-Wing Conspiracy. *This post is in no way meant to be seriously political, JUST A JOKE ALL AROUND PEOPLE.