Things I now know

1. He loves to vacuum 2. He can climb a pole in just under 4 seconds 3. He does not like fabric softener, it makes him feel oily 4. Sadly, he does not share my morbid fascination with cop/mystery shows 5. He says "nary" when he means "no". I cannot un-convince him of this 6. He does a mean Cartman impersonation 7. When he laughs he looks exactly like his mom When we left WalMart the other day I grumbled that we were now old losers since we were leaving with a brand new vacuum cleaner and were excited about it, no less. Bud told me to speak for myself, he didn't feel like a loser. Evidence of number 1, below.