More quotes from my catshit crazy former boss

You may ask yourself, while reading these, what they mean. He threw them out at meetings and I think we were just supposed to ride the wave that was his craziness. 1. If we are really audited, lot of snake will come out. 2. If you just say you're going to hit him, you don't feel the pain. 3. When you're in trouble, nobody going to cry with you -- you cry by yourself. 4. Being nice to each other is not going to be enough; we got to do our job right. 5. If I'm in trouble, I cannot get one nickel of sympathy.

I'm not sure which snakes he was talking about, probably the ones who raised him. And the "got to do our job right"? Yeah, I remember hearing that all the time. If doing his job right meant falling asleep in front of his computer and eating Kit Kats all day. Don't be tempted to feel sorry for him either. This is the same man who told me to stand when he approached my desk.