Paranoid

"What's all the dirt in our bathroom?" "I don't know, I found some like that in the guest bathroom too," "What? There's dirt - in this strange shape - all over the other bathroom too?" "No, I cleaned it up but there was, I guess it's in both bathrooms," "Well?! How did it get there? I've been at the restaurant all night!" "I don't know, I don't know, is anything missing?" "JEEZ I DON'T KNOW, how can you act so calm?!" "Hope, the only place in this complex where there is mud is where you take the dogs out - go get your shoes and check them," "...oh, yeah, here look, my shoes have that odd shape on the bottom and are full of mud. I must've popped into each bathroom before I left for work," "I was afraid you were about to make us move again,"